You and About Tree Fitty of Your Friends have recently joined forces to fight back against egregious prices from the eyewear army, except you all show up ready to fight after smashing a 30 rack of your favorite $19.00 beer, or the newest variety pack of hard seltzers, and everyone in your crew has the gnarliest mullet.  Warning, the Mulletia Shades are not bullet proof, but they will make you look badass.